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Bound into the rear of the catalogue, as is proper. The Naturalist does not vouch for the claims below, excepting those he wrote himself, for which he vouches entirely.

Dr. Bindle's Galvanic Ear-Trumpets

Now fitted for SPATIAL AUDIO. The gentleman hears the orchestra about him; the lady hears the gentleman. Satisfaction electrical.

Bindle & Nephew, Instrument Makers — By Appointment

ANKER & Co.

Purveyors of PORTABLE CURRENT to the discerning traveller. Thirty hours' vigour, carried in the waistcoat pocket. Current supplied in all fashionable capacities.

Ask your outfitter for the genuine article

The Cloth

It polishes. Nineteen dollars. No further claims are made, nor required.

See the specimen, catalogued within

Whiskers & Sons — Artificial Intelligence

An intelligence entirely ARTIFICIAL, guaranteed free of natural impurities. Answers provided with confidence in all cases; accuracy furnished upon request, subject to availability.

Est. recently. References pending

Notice — Professional Services

Dr. E. GULL, F.Z.S., accepts commissions for the classification of apparatus. Rates on inquiry. References available, from himself. The Doctor is quite certain.

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The Universal Connector, At Last

USB-C. One shape for every port. The Kingdom rejoices; the drawer of former cables observes a period of mourning.

Adaptors regretfully still available

This Space To Let

A ruled box of respectable dimensions, in a publication of narrow but devoted circulation. The Naturalist's readers are curious, literate, and fond of well-made things.

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